tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9156334464585894857.post1066664833289230088..comments2023-10-25T05:30:54.507-04:00Comments on Oh Get A Grip!: Bless It's Pointed Little HeadAshe Barkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03390519279886657608noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9156334464585894857.post-75128875395212333862013-09-23T11:56:20.318-04:002013-09-23T11:56:20.318-04:00So, I guess you folks already know how I landed on...So, I guess you folks already know how I landed on this page.<br />My online search for GP 78 FDA Grade TPE Resin continues...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9156334464585894857.post-30620804547926367732010-05-27T13:05:04.664-04:002010-05-27T13:05:04.664-04:00Loved it, Garce! It was a very entertaining glimps...Loved it, Garce! It was a very entertaining glimpse into the male mind. I felt sorry for the guy when he was detained, watching helplessly as his brethren checked out (their pork-pulling secrets of the ages along with them). Could those ingredients really make something, erm, threatening when combined?Aurora Blackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08610753811029860955noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9156334464585894857.post-51186381292704565482010-05-27T08:28:52.360-04:002010-05-27T08:28:52.360-04:00Maybe I should rewrite my story "Wednesday Ni...Maybe I should rewrite my story "Wednesday Night at Rocky's Ace Hardware" from the clerk's perspective!<br /><br />LisabetLisabet Saraihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05162514190572269660noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9156334464585894857.post-26255270237826113252010-05-26T21:22:11.311-04:002010-05-26T21:22:11.311-04:00Michelle;
damn.
Plunger with ribbed handles. Wh...Michelle;<br /><br />damn.<br /><br />Plunger with ribbed handles. Whoa. You know, I'll never look at those the same way again.<br /><br />You see when your customer came up, you would see that. Guys wouldn't. And the camera thing is amazing, it makes perfect sense, it sounds like a funny gag in a Palahniuk novel.<br /><br />I haven;t read any of your stuff yet, but if you write short stories, the comment you just described to me would make an excellent premise for a story about a clerk in a megamart who sees these really questionable combinations of things going by the register late at night. You can do something with that.<br /><br />GarceGarceushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11160407485298015371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9156334464585894857.post-79271989192234061332010-05-26T21:17:25.996-04:002010-05-26T21:17:25.996-04:00Hi Kathleen!
Sounds like Michelle answered that f...Hi Kathleen!<br /><br />Sounds like Michelle answered that for you just now.<br /><br />GarceGarceushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11160407485298015371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9156334464585894857.post-39284335373589801642010-05-26T21:16:49.604-04:002010-05-26T21:16:49.604-04:00Hi Ashley
For me, fun with language is the whole ...Hi Ashley<br /><br />For me, fun with language is the whole point. I'm curious now to see what you'll write!<br /><br />GarceGarceushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11160407485298015371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9156334464585894857.post-6484383878188130342010-05-26T14:24:34.038-04:002010-05-26T14:24:34.038-04:00Now see, women have it easier. They just have to ...Now see, women have it easier. They just have to go to the local walmart, find the plungers with the plastic handles (which have an odd ribbing along them) and then can go to town.<br /><br />Man, I LOVED working third shift some nights. Having a customer come to my counter with a disposable camera, a box of condoms, some KY and a plunger handle. That's all she wanted, just the handle. Her's "broke". *snicker* I was good though, I stayed straight faced and calm, until I rang her out and made sure she was out of hearing range. Then I started laughing, until tears ran down my cheeks.<br /><br />Management fricking hated me sometimes though. <br /><br />We got in a shipment of disposable cameras one night and I was bored, so I went looking for places to hang them, and I wound up doubling our sales. They couldn't figure out how I did it, until someone complained that I had put them next to the condoms. Hey ... they sold!<br /><br />I hung some lingerie on an end-cap by the condoms for Valentine's Day too. Did a nice display on thes helf above with some grape juice ina wine bottle, some champagne glass candles and furry cuffs.<br /><br />The store manager was out of town you see ... *snicker*<br /><br />Then there were the odd phone calls ... but I guess I will save that for another comment. LOL<br /><br />MichelleMichelle Houston/Houston Michaelshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04046927781480479979noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9156334464585894857.post-85843105929030881472010-05-26T09:45:52.125-04:002010-05-26T09:45:52.125-04:00I wonder if the clerks at the hardware megamart co...I wonder if the clerks at the hardware megamart compare pervy shoppers? <br />Great post.Kathleen Bradeanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06347913255760493335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9156334464585894857.post-72817670695175556232010-05-26T08:35:47.830-04:002010-05-26T08:35:47.830-04:00Garce,
I second Lisabet's comments. Great po...Garce,<br /><br />I second Lisabet's comments. Great post. And I'm hoping you can use some of the notes you've made for this piece to help me with my blog tomorrow :-)<br /><br />Best,<br /><br />AshAshley Listerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11997769708965362938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9156334464585894857.post-53002743943997425562010-05-26T05:31:13.677-04:002010-05-26T05:31:13.677-04:00Morning Lisabet!
Yeah, you should have seen all t...Morning Lisabet!<br /><br />Yeah, you should have seen all the phrases I didn't use. Two pages full in my notebook. That was fun.<br /><br />GarceGarceushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11160407485298015371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9156334464585894857.post-56127939724658558482010-05-26T03:00:11.267-04:002010-05-26T03:00:11.267-04:00Hey, Garce,
I've never seen so many expressio...Hey, Garce,<br /><br />I've never seen so many expressions for someone who masturbates in my life!<br /><br />Very funny! And it just might be true... <br /><br />However, I think you'd be better off putting down your eighty bucks and getting a professionally made toy. Actually you can get a discount if you order through the ERWA website...!<br /><br />Sympathetically,<br />LisabetLisabet Saraihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05162514190572269660noreply@blogger.com