tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9156334464585894857.post4479654059640667732..comments2023-10-25T05:30:54.507-04:00Comments on Oh Get A Grip!: BLANK-ing the BLANKAshe Barkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03390519279886657608noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9156334464585894857.post-69543418041882064422010-05-29T02:43:09.867-04:002010-05-29T02:43:09.867-04:00Hi Garce,
They're wonderful and evocative, ar...Hi Garce,<br /><br />They're wonderful and evocative, aren't they? The fact that they can be tossed (ahem) into casual conversation makes them even more attractive.<br /><br />Best,<br /><br />AshAshley Listerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11997769708965362938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9156334464585894857.post-69570619811279565022010-05-28T18:41:35.392-04:002010-05-28T18:41:35.392-04:00Beaver bashing
Oiling the oyster
Tugging the slu...Beaver bashing<br /><br />Oiling the oyster<br /><br />Tugging the slug <br /><br />Where were those phrases when I needed them??<br /><br />GarceGarceushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11160407485298015371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9156334464585894857.post-19541992167493124582010-05-28T03:23:19.235-04:002010-05-28T03:23:19.235-04:00As I said, 'oiling the oyster' is classy. ...As I said, 'oiling the oyster' is classy. My only worries are that the comparison with bivalve molluscs might be deemed unflattering.<br /><br />AshAshley Listerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11997769708965362938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9156334464585894857.post-38581794957571145022010-05-27T23:37:49.978-04:002010-05-27T23:37:49.978-04:00Oh, I vote for "oiling the oyster"!
Bes...Oh, I vote for "oiling the oyster"!<br /><br />Best,<br />LisabetLisabet Saraihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05162514190572269660noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9156334464585894857.post-74010303853205723132010-05-27T17:30:01.372-04:002010-05-27T17:30:01.372-04:00Jeremy,
Oiling the oyster: that's classy.
...Jeremy,<br /><br />Oiling the oyster: that's classy. <br /><br />That said, the subtlety of dialling one's own number could almost be made as an excuse to leave a polite dinner table conversation.<br /><br />Not that I'm ever going to try that excuse.<br /><br />Best,<br /><br />AshAshley Listerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11997769708965362938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9156334464585894857.post-19572023220163690802010-05-27T17:27:18.114-04:002010-05-27T17:27:18.114-04:00Hi Jude,
Paddling the pink canoe is rich in visua...Hi Jude,<br /><br />Paddling the pink canoe is rich in visual imagery. I also like the consonant cluster in the centre of the word paddling. Nice use of phonetic devices.<br /><br />The story about doctors 'manipulating' female patients is ringing vague bells at the back of my mind. Of course, nowadays, it's simply called malpractice ;-)<br /><br />Best,<br /><br />AshAshley Listerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11997769708965362938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9156334464585894857.post-6541148904310241832010-05-27T17:24:15.255-04:002010-05-27T17:24:15.255-04:00Kathleen,
I'm quite fond of Onan's story....Kathleen,<br /><br />I'm quite fond of Onan's story. I'm particularly impressed by the instruction from God for Onan to boff his brother's widow.<br /><br />If I had to believe in a deity, I'd want to believe in one that told me whom I had to sleep with.<br /><br />AshAshley Listerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11997769708965362938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9156334464585894857.post-86572439571437129512010-05-27T15:50:22.329-04:002010-05-27T15:50:22.329-04:00I've previously coined "oiling one's ...I've previously coined "oiling one's oyster" for female masturbation; and one of the characters in my novel talks about going home to "dial my own number for kicks."Jeremy Edwardshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01980177431018869829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9156334464585894857.post-27676823634524659712010-05-27T13:44:10.556-04:002010-05-27T13:44:10.556-04:00Hey Ash,
Very cute post and intriguing as well. A...Hey Ash,<br /><br />Very cute post and intriguing as well. A bazillion years ago, didn't doctors have women come in for treatments where they were 'manipulated' sexually. I'm really reaching here. I seem to remember the woman were masturbated by the doctor to calm them. I could be very wrong. <br /><br />Oh, how about these: <br /><br />Paddling the pink canoe <br />Beat the beaver<br />Petting the kitty<br />Spank the monkey<br /><br />I'm stopping now. LOL<br /><br />HugsJude Masonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14067166768734750026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9156334464585894857.post-66120325153556521502010-05-27T12:54:06.389-04:002010-05-27T12:54:06.389-04:00Least we forget sports:
Shredding the half-pipe
...Least we forget sports:<br /><br />Shredding the half-pipe<br /><br /><br />Love this entry. You notice they never mention how long it took Gawd to smite Onan. It could have been 45 years later, and his brother's widow pointed to his corpse and said, "See! G_d never forgets!"Kathleen Bradeanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06347913255760493335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9156334464585894857.post-34254995040470968152010-05-27T08:50:05.982-04:002010-05-27T08:50:05.982-04:00Lisabet -
I like those. I think 'dunking th...Lisabet - <br /><br />I like those. I think 'dunking the dildo' is my favourite. I adore the imagery and, for some reason, it seems to accentuate the long vowel sound of the 'u' in dunking.<br /><br />Perhaps it's something to do with society's inherent sexism that means that masturbation is seens as a male preserve. Or, as you say, women can be more discreet.<br /><br />If it wasn't such a taboo subject I bet it would make for a fascinating study.<br /><br />Best,<br /><br />AshAshley Listerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11997769708965362938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9156334464585894857.post-84799875925291173252010-05-27T08:25:50.782-04:002010-05-27T08:25:50.782-04:00Sorry, that should have been
"Quashing the q...Sorry, that should have been<br /><br />"Quashing the quim"-- mustn't violate the alliteration.Lisabet Saraihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05162514190572269660noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9156334464585894857.post-4573164976915629502010-05-27T08:25:10.338-04:002010-05-27T08:25:10.338-04:00Petting the pussy...
Dunking the dildo...
Clampi...Petting the pussy...<br /><br />Dunking the dildo...<br /><br />Clamping the clit...<br /><br />Squashing the quim...<br /><br />Twiddling the twat...<br /><br />Bashing the beaver...<br /><br />Maybe I should quit while I'm ahead!<br /><br />You're right though. Not all that many common euphemisms for female masturbation. Maybe that's because we don't get bugged as much by society. Plus a woman can masturbate far more discreetly than a man. Ask any girl who has ever come from riding a horse or a motorcycle.<br /><br />Best,<br />LisabetLisabet Saraihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05162514190572269660noreply@blogger.com