tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9156334464585894857.post4854757722090240136..comments2023-10-25T05:30:54.507-04:00Comments on Oh Get A Grip!: Death By Ham SlicerAshe Barkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03390519279886657608noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9156334464585894857.post-4922835818317116902010-11-11T11:42:46.672-05:002010-11-11T11:42:46.672-05:00I used to think Ashley was insane, but compared to...I used to think Ashley was insane, but compared to you, he's merely crazy! This was brilliant and now I'll have to go write The Deli Counter Murders, with a sex-crazed lunatic as the serial killer.D. L. Kinghttp://www.dlkingerotica.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9156334464585894857.post-53501062142393008042010-11-10T16:40:12.289-05:002010-11-10T16:40:12.289-05:00Mike- see! I should definitely be focussing on peo...Mike- see! I should definitely be focussing on people sexily eating things, rather than not so sexily shoving things up their bums. But maybe Bradley Cooper sexily eaten a banana, rather than Natasha...<br /><br />Kathleen- always thrilled to make you laugh, bb.<br /><br />Fulani- am definitely going to have explore this tongue vagina thing, now.<br /><br />Lisabet- I am a sucker for being just too turned on to care, I have to say. Anyone could probably get away with a hot banana up the bum scene if they got their characters (and me) hot enough to not be bothered!Charlotte Stein aka The Mighty Viperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13938045078503792108noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9156334464585894857.post-43345165997460234602010-11-09T22:19:43.009-05:002010-11-09T22:19:43.009-05:00Banana Armegeddon! Applevaginitis! Oh dear, you...Banana Armegeddon! Applevaginitis! Oh dear, you've outdone yourself, Charlotte!<br /><br />You're completely right, of course. But you're supposed to be so turned on you JUST DON'T CARE. Hard to achieve, even under the best of circumstances for someone like me, but it's enjoyable to imagine being that aroused. That is, in fact, part of the appeal.<br /><br />That being said, I do have a scene near that end of Raw Silk involving a (small) mango inserted into the pussy of the heroine. Afterwards, one of the male characters peels and eats it...<br /><br />(I'd completely forgotten about this until you mentioned apples...)<br /><br />Hugs,<br />LisabetLisabet Saraihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05162514190572269660noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9156334464585894857.post-906204294815468512010-11-09T10:19:28.305-05:002010-11-09T10:19:28.305-05:00One of the nicer things I've seen in my local ...One of the nicer things I've seen in my local fetish club was a scene where a woman was covered in slices of fresh fruit which a group of people ate off her body. And yes, she needed a shower afterwards. Not just because of the fruit juice, but all those lips against delicate parts of her flesh...<br /><br />But you're right, there can be a gap between what's good as a fantasy and what's good in reality (and what might be downright dangerous!) in food as well as other things. Far too many things to list, now I start to think about it.<br /><br />Vaginas with tongues - you have them with teeth in horror stories, so why not with tongues in fantasy stories? An alien encounter fantasy for example? <br /><br />The croque monsieur thing - according to Wikipedia, first recorded instance on a menu was in Paris in 1910, and first published use was in Proust, 'A la Recherche du Temps Perdu', in 1918. The derivation is 'unclear'<br /><br />There's also a croque madame, which if I remember rightly if a croque monsieur with a fried egg on top. No, I can't explain that either...Fulanihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14959628434559905605noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9156334464585894857.post-16725277426365733262010-11-09T10:13:58.536-05:002010-11-09T10:13:58.536-05:00Charlotte- you adorable nut. Thanks for the laugh....Charlotte- you adorable nut. Thanks for the laugh.Kathleen Bradeanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06347913255760493335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9156334464585894857.post-53295441217084675552010-11-09T08:43:10.867-05:002010-11-09T08:43:10.867-05:00Nicely put. I can vouch for the fact that hot choc...Nicely put. I can vouch for the fact that hot chocolate or hot caramel is hotter than hot wax and much more difficult to get off. Things pushed inside that may not come back out again - not appealling.<br /><br />Strawberries. Ah, images of Natasha Kinski in "Tess" being fed a luscious strawberry, almost as plump and desireable as her own lips and saying "I'd rather take it from my own hand sir." Gives me shivers everytime.<br /><br />The ham idea took me to a strange place: croque monsieur. This is a French grilled ham and cheese sandwich. I've never understood the monsieur piece of it. When you suggested ham as erotic I immediately mentally renamed the thing cock monsieur - surely that makes a lot more sense.<br /><br />Thanks for a fun look at the gap between fact and fantasy and all the places that food can lodge in between.Mike Kimerahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18002309169478171450noreply@blogger.com