Mooks Trending (#The
Mooch #Scaramouche)
Where I come from—New Jersey—there’s a term for a particular
type of low level hoodlum. He might range from his 20’s to his 60’s. If he’s not currently
married to an abused wife, he’s probably still living with his mother. Any
number of alimony-deprived ex-wives have long since thrown his sorry ass out. He
doesn’t hold a steady job but has convinced himself that he’s the sharpest razor
in the pack, sucking around other hustlers and con men, staying hip to what he
calls opportunities.
The Mooch has an inflated image of himself, usually checking
out his own reflection in department store windows, the way he rocks his strut in
his cheap (hot damn) flamboyant
suits, ogling all the women under forty, seeing them notice his stare as he
passes. Thank God he didn’t approach me.
Those flashy clothes don’t really set him back much, even
when they look brand new. A pal shows up every month with a truck full of
designer knock-offs. Good thing they don’t cost much because they seldom last
more than a dry cleaning or two. Then they shrink, fall apart and look like
shit. Still, he wears them.
Who cares? There’s
plenty more where they came from. A sucker’s born every minute. We’re all on
our own. Nobody’s watching out for you. Be your own man. Do others before they
do you. Fuck ‘em all, man. It doesn’t matter as long as you get yours.
We’ve all encountered this species, no matter where we live.
Just that Jersey gets more than its share. :>) Then last January a whole
gaggle of Mooks migrated south to Washington.
Take Paul Manafort, our president’s original campaign
manager who — wait? Wasn’t Lewandowski first? (We get these Mooks mixed up)
Yeah. Lewandowski. He was a Mook. The guy who assaulted a female reporter on
one occasion and later throttled a protester. That Mook.
Lewandowski slipped somewhere under a rock and then they got
Manafort. Another case. Several cases, in fact. Cases dealing with dictators in
the Philippines, Democratic Republic of the Congo, Angola.
Then we have the Russians. A seamy mix of event promoters,
agents, former agents, government lawyers, sanctioned bank executives and
unnamed oligarchs linked to Russian Oil. Meeting with our president’s son and
son-in-law. And, yes. Manafort.
That Manafort cat sure could wheel and deal. Wheeled and dealed his sorry ass right out of
the campaign. Several government agencies are still delving into his affairs. Affairs
before, during and after Trump’s campaign. Another Mook.
Maybe these guys don’t have the chops to run a
straightforward campaign. Maybe they’re just Mooks. A whole bunch of fucking Mooks
have created a whole Mook fucking fad in our nation’s capital. And beyond.
In fact, there’s a new Mook in town. One Anthony Scaramucci.
“The Mooch”. “Scar”.
There’s a character in the Italian Comedia Del Arte: The Scaramouche. Defined as “A cowardly boastful
clown.” (https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/scaramouche)
You just can’t make this shit up.
The Mooch even looks his part. This is a guy from Central
Casting. The big New York and Chicago gangsters of the twenties coined the
style. You could put Scaramucci’s image with a bunch of 20th century
hoods and he’d fit right in.
As Trump says, ”All
the best people.” Right before he says,
“You’re fired!”
A vivid evocation of crassness and venality!
ReplyDeleteDeliciously "right on", and scary.
ReplyDeleteI'd never investigated the definition of "Scaramouche," and just assumed from the book cover (and old movie posters) that it applied to a roguish hero, not a buffoon. I don't know why I never read the book--I think there's probably still a copy of Sabatini's novel in my dad's attic, although it's probably been chewed up by squirrels to line their nests by now. On investigation, I see that it involved a hero-type hiding out in a troupe of actors and acting the buffoon part of Scaramouche. I suppose there's no hope of our current "Mooch" being hero in hiding. More likely a villain in buffoon's clothing.
Yes. Now only in his first week, seeing his first-week tweets, it's easy to see how stupid he is. A stupid kiss-ass. He'll be in Trump's good graces, until he isn't.
ReplyDeleteUgh, I wish this wasn't as true as it is. Nothing against you, Daddy X. The T word is just getting me down today, and it's depressing how right you are.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if he can do the "fandango?" (Obscure Queen, Bohemian Rhapsody reference.)
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