"Having Fun With Horny Dick and Jane"
Jane sits on the bed.
The bed is big. Big, big bed.
See Jane sit. Sit, Jane sit.
Here is Dick.
Hello, Dick, says Jane.
Hello, Jane, says Dick. How are you?
I am very horny, says Jane. How are you, Dick?
I am very horny too, says Dick.
Jane is horny. Dick is horny. Dick and Jane are horny.
Are you horny? What will horny Dick and Jane do?
Let us play balls, says Dick.
Yes, says Jane. Let us play balls.
Dick has two balls. Look at Dick's two balls. Dick's funny balls are big. Dick's two balls are pink.
Would you like to play with my big, pink balls? Says Dick.
Yes, says Jane. I like to play balls with you. Would you like to play pussy with me?
Pussy says Meow Meow. Jane's pussy says ahhhh ohhhh
Would you like to play with my big, pink balls now? Says Dick.
Look, says Jane. Look, look. Here is Pussy.
Hello, pussy, says Dick. Dick likes to pet Pussy.
Jane likes Dick to kiss pussy. Funny little Pussy.
Pussy is wet. Wet, wet, wet Pussy.
Jane plays balls. Dick pets pussy.
Look at Dick's funny face. Look at Jane's funny face.
Jane kisses balls. Dick kisses Pussy.
Would you like to kiss Pussy too?
Would you like to kiss Dick's balls with Jane?
Dick is on the bed. Look up, Jane. Look up and see Dick.
See Dick go up. Dick goes up, up, up.
See, baby. See, see. Dick is up.
Oh, Dick, says Jane. You are up.
Yes, says Dick.
See Pussy, says Jane. Look, look, look. Pussy is wet.
Pussy loves Dick. Dick loves Pussy.
Dick kisses Pussy. Oh, see.
See Jane's happy face. See Dick kiss Pussy.
Hear Jane go Meow Meow!.
Oh, Dick! Oh, Dick, moans Jane.
Moan, Jane. Moan, moan.
Come, Pussy, come, says Dick.
Meow Meow Meow, moans Jane.
Now, now, now? Says Dick.
Wait, wait, wait, moans Jane.
Pussy loves Dick.
Dick loves pussy.
See Jane lay. Lay, Jane, lay.
Lay, lay, lay.
Dicks lays too. Dick lays on Jane.
See Dick's funny face. See Jane's funny face.
In, Dick, In.
Come, Jane, come.
In, Dick, in.
Yes, Jane, yes.
In, Dick, in. In, in, in.
Dick goes push. Push, push, push.
Oh, Jane, oh, says Dick. Oh, oh, oh.
Yes, Dick, yes. Yes, yes, yes.
Squeak goes the bed. Squeak, squeak, squeak.
Unh,unh,unh, says Dick. Grr, grr, grr.
Shake goes the bed. Shake, shake, shake.
Squeak, squeak, squeak.
Push! Push! Push!
Dick! Dick! Dick!
Shake, shake, shake.
Pussy! Pussy! Pussy!
Squeak, squeak, squeak.
Ooo! Ooo! Ooo!
Go, Dick, go. Go, go, go.
Dick says “Here I come, Jane!”
Jane says “Wait for me, Dick.”
Come, Jane. Come, come, come.
Come with me, Dick, says Jane
Oh god, Jane, oh god, says Dick.
Wait Dick, wait.
I must come, says Dick.
Wait Dick, says Jane.
Oh god, says Dick, ohgodohgodohgod
No, Dick, no. No, no, no.
Oh, Jane, OH!!
Wait, Dick, wait.
Oh - Jane - HUNH! Oh holy fuck . . . ah.
No, Dick. Shit . . .
ahhhhh, says Dick.
Sorry, Jane. Sorry.
See Jane's frowny face. See Dick's funny face.
Selfish bastard, says Jane.