Thursday, December 4, 2008

Don't Stereotype Me

Stereotypes can be hurtful or fun. I suppose it just depends on which side of the pigeonholing you fall on. What do I mean by fun? Well, playing on stereotypes when I’m writing is a pretty good time to me. It’s my own little ploy to help dispel some of the stereotypes that seem to plague our society. Let’s run down a few just for giggles.

Asians have high IQs. They are smarter than most in Math and Science and they are horrible drivers.
Christians are homophobic. They are blinded by God and will recruit you if you go near them.
African Americans can dance.
White Guys can't dance.
Italians are in the mob.
Irish are alcoholics and love to fight.
African Americans hate to work and love welfare.
Germans are Nazis or fascists.
Middle Easterners hate Americans.
Russians are violent.
Gay men are feminine while lesbian women are masculine and either will try to recruit you if you go near them.
African Americans play basketball and love fried chicken and watermelon.
Women are neat and like to clean.
Men are slobs.
Asian men have smallest penis size while African American men are hung like horses.
The further south you go, the lower IQs drop.
Jewish people are cheap
Cops eat donuts.
Mexicans steal jobs from Americans.


Should I go on? Nah, I think you get the idea.

3 comments:

  1. That's quite a list! Hmmm. I wonder where I would go to find out penis size for Germans?

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  2. lol, to the source, I'm sure just like either race mentioned in the stereotype, it really is just up to nature not ethnic background. :D

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  3. I eat donuts & I'm not a cop

    Indians steal more jobs from Americans than the Mexicans!

    LOl @ Anny!

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