I don’t know the first thing about fashion or home design. I have this almost-paralyzing fear of drag queens. I can’t dance. And I don’t like halloween.
Halloween is often referred to as “Gay Christmas” because, apparently, all the gays like to dress up as slutty as possible and grind it out on the dance floor. (My dislike of Halloween is due to my dislike of anything scary or gory — for me, the Bowser levels in Super Mario Brothers games are a little too tense. I’m a through-and-through wimp. My dislike doesn't have to do with being slutty and grinding it on the dance floor — I like that part!)
However, despite my dislike of Halloween, I do like looking at pictures of gay guys in Halloween costumes. And in the gay world, a “halloween costume” is little more than a jockstrap. Andrew Christian, a men’s underwear company that largely targets gay men, has been promoting their “Halloween costumes” lately, which are basically either pairs of underwear with MASTER and SLAVE stamped on them, or a jockstrap that resembles a spider web over the ass.
I realize this isn’t the exclusive realm of gay men. Women often dress up provocatively on Halloween. However, I think gay men sometimes take it to the next level.
Today’s post is basically a collection of some of the hottest costumes I found on Google. It’s some much-needed eye candy. :)
Let’s start off a little more tasteful here, with some super sexy (but fully clothed) costumes that I found on Google that caught my attention:
And, now, it’s time for the good stuff — the real gay Halloween:
I may not go trick-or-treating -- but these guys are definitely a treat for me!