I like smut and I cannot lie ...

I have a confession to make. Are you ready for it?

I write smut.

That's right, you heard me. I write erotica and erotic romances, and I like it!

What's more, I have been told that I am halfway decent at it.

Even more … I READ it too! Especially the two male threesome stuff. I really like the erotic romances where the two guys aren't afraid to share a women, and enjoy each other. *wink, wink*

Here's another confession, but you have to promise not to tell anyone. Seriously, no one can know. Okay?

*Looks around to make sure no one else is listening*

Here goes …

I look at porn pictures and sometimes, I watch porn.

That's right, I am a naughty girl.

But I have to confess, I am not much on the heterosexual stuff. I like guys and all, but most of the porn that is done for heterosexual couples is rather boring actually.

I used to watch the Red Shoe Diaries though. Those were hot for a teenager. LOL

My secret porn stash now is all lesbian in nature (or at least images of women). And hubby doesn't mind. In fact, he buys it for me. : )

My favorite nude model is Elizabeth Ann Hilden. I fell for her images in the Penthouse shoot that she did, and I have since collected a fairly decent set of images from those the photographer offers.

I also really like the lesbian porn (at least some of it) that Charlie Lane has been in. I am slowly working to gather a decent video collection.

I am not much on giggles, which she occasionally does, but something about her, especially when she is going down on another girl, just turns me on.

So I can forgive the occasional air-head appearing moments.

Really I can.

Now, that said, you have to promise not to tell anyone, okay? Because we all know that most societies (including the US) just can't handle knowing that people are enjoying sex.

We can't watch it, read about it, have it or write about it. Warning, sarcasm ahead. Must be why romances are slowly getting more and more subtle about things and the porn industry has all but died off.

Remember, women are just supposed to lie there, close our eyes, and think of the Queen mum. Or at least we were before we broke from the mother country. Not sure who we are supposed to think of now.

Ack! No wonder I haven't been doing thingsright. I have no clue who I am supposed to be thinking of while fully dressed and hubby does what he needs to to get his rocks off. Someone help! I have to stop enjoying sex, stop watching porn, and stop looking at images of hot men and women.

It's just so naughty! But damn, it feels so good!

Anyways, that's my secret. But shhhhh, you can't tell anyone!