Miss Sex Manners and The Environmental Vagina (#vaginal deodorants #douching #First dates)

  By Daddy X

Sept-Oct being medical harvest season in Norcal, the attached garage I use for drying/curing is skunky to high heavens. But as tempting as that is to write about (considering the topic) this is not the best venue to go into detail. Suffice to say that for the next week or two my mailman will get a snootfull while making his deliveries.  ;>)

So to preserve our public image, I’ll simply offer a flasher written earlier this year that carries the spirit of the topic:

Dear Miss Sex Manners- An Environmentalist’s Concerns

I’m a female environmentalist who has recently turned eighteen and concerned about the impressions I leave on first dates. It’s useless to ask my parents; they never show any regard for my priorities. They say if I appear too sexy too soon, the guy will think I’m a slut. That kind of thinking doesn’t leave a girl with a healthy appetite for sex very well prepared.  Now, whenever I go out, I wonder if a hot date can smell me leaking down there.

Should I consider a spray deodorant?

Just Wondering

Dear Just Wondering-

In general, Miss Sex Manners suggests avoiding sprays known to deplete the atmosphere. While pheromones can be handy in a competitive situation, we don’t want a relative stranger coming to conclusions about our personal hygiene.

Stagnating vaginal effluvia, though varied from woman to woman, can produce unfortunate odors. If it’s been a while since sex has occurred, work your intimate parts vigorously with a dependable vibrator before the date. You’ll eventually reach orgasm and not be so needy later on.

Afterwards, be sure to scrub thoroughly with fragrance-free soap and tepid water. NEVER DOUCHE. Douching saps active pheromones. In addition to protecting the environment, you’ll see those first dates become something special!