Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Frustration: Me and My Tennis Ball, by Blondie


Tennis ball, tennis ball! Oh, how I love my tennis ball! Me an' my tennis ball, yeah, yeah, yeah.

One day, me and my tennis ball were just hangin’ out. We did that a lot, when Mom was out or at work or something else boring that didn’t involve me—for ya know, anything that didn’t involve me wasn’t fun. I never saw a smile on Mom’s face like the one she got when she came home and saw...ME! I can truthfully say I was the light of her life. No conceit—facts are facts.

So anyhoo, there we were, me an’ my tennis ball. I was playing with ya, batting ya back and forth between my paws when I...missed. (dropping embarrassed face between paws). OOPS!

BIG oops! You rolled underneath a cabinet! And I couldn’t rescue youuuuuuu....... (howling)

I tried everything! I stuck my paw under the cabinet...and you came a little closer.  Then a little closer still.

I stuck my nose under the cabinet to get you in my teeth. I tried and tried and tried! I tried so hard that I rubbed all the skin off my nose!

So after that I had a black nose with a pink patch.

GRRR!!!



Blondie's ashes are now in a box on Mommy's bookshelf. 
She misses her sweet doggie every day.


If you enjoyed this bit of flash fiction by Suz deMello, 
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11 comments:

  1. Oh, Suz - this made me smile! Great, original take on the theme.

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  2. A while back we did a sessions on POV. No one mentioned the dog's POV.
    Fun, funny.
    Reminds me of "Sick Puppy" by Carl Hiaasen. There's w wonderful chapter in the story of the plot as seen from dog's eye view.

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  3. Sweet flasher, Suz. Our 90 lb, epileptic lop-eared hound passed away a couple of years ago. We've had dogs all our lives, but we probably won't get another at this point. Wouldn't want to go through that kind of grief @ 85 or so.

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  4. Loved the doggie POV. Bill Neale who sadly passed away two years ago used a little terrier's POV trying to stop his master from making poor dating decisions - amazing how well it worked.

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  5. The pitch-perfect voice of a wonderful dog! At least it sounds pitch-perfect to me; I'm not dog, but I've had a couple that I'm sure would have spoken just like that. (And behaved like that, at least in their younger years.)

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  6. Haha! This definitely makes me want to hang out with a dog sometime soon! I really miss having one. :)

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    1. Thanks for your kind comments, gang...Annabeth, I really do miss her every day. Goldens are the BEST.

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    2. Thank you. She was a lovely girl, inside and out.

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  7. Such a lighthearted flasher, followed by such sad news (doggy has passed away). Thanks for posting such a distinct approach to our flasher theme.

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    1. She had cancer--seems to be endemic in goldens. Had to put her down in '05 :(

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