Sunday, December 11, 2011

Bribing Heaven

By Lisabet Sarai



Selling indulgences - Woodcut circa 1500


What does it say about me, that when I learned this week's topic, “Indulgence”, I thought not about chocolate, sex, or tropical vacations, but of ecclesiastical indulgences?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indulgences

I'm not going to even speculate about the way my mind works. Once I'd fastened on this interpretation, though, I decided to stick with it, since I suspect my worthy colleagues will provide more than adequate explorations the alternative meaning, namely, immersing oneself in extravagant pleasures.

For those of you who don't have time to flip over to Wikipedia, I'll summarize. The Roman Catholic doctrine of indulgence allows the temporal punishment for sins (that is, the amount of time the sinner will be required to spend in hell or purgatory) to be reduced if the sinner performs certain types of activities: prayers, pilgrimages, acts of charity or acts of renunciation. These acts do not forgive the sin itself – that requires the sacrament of confession, and subsequent absolution – but address the issue of punishment after death, which remains due even after the sin has been forgiven.

Indulgences became infamous during the Middle Ages, when various individuals handed them out wholesale in return for money – often very large sums. The cash received for indulgences financed lavish (indeed, “indulgent”) lifestyles for bishops and other powerful clergy, the building of grand cathedrals (not to mention palaces) and the expenses of the Crusades. The abuse of indulgences was one motivation for the Protestant Reformation.

It's clear that these abuses weren't sanctioned by official doctrine. However, it seems to me that even the orthodox view of indulgences, as I understand it, smacks of bribery.

Please note, I have no interest in getting involved in theological disputes. The opinions expressed in this blog are my own possibly benighted views, and it may well be that I'm destined to burn in hell. (Certainly, my mother, having seen the portfolio from my nude photo shoot, thought so – and she never even read any of my books.)

Consider the basic idea, though: do something “virtuous” or “holy”, and your punishment will reduced by a certain amount, the degree of reduction determined by the Church-assessed value of your actions. Sounds like bribery to me. The economic, tit-for-tat nature of the doctrine becomes even clearer when money, such as a donation to charity, is involved.

Although I'm not conventionally religious, I do consider myself a spiritual person. The doctrine of indulgences doesn't fit at all with my concept of the Divine. For one thing, if you've been forgiven, why should you still require punishment? I'm not talking about making amends; I think if you've harmed someone, it's only just to try setting things right. Punishment doesn't address the issue of damages. It's sole purpose is to make the sinner miserable and aware of his or her guilt.

I can't believe in a God so petty that He'd want His creations to suffer after He'd pardoned them. On the other hand, my vision of God (to use the conventional term) is not as an entity or Supreme Being (even though I may sometimes use that shorthand mode of expression). My God doesn't have opinions or desires. My God is the pure creative energy at the heart of the universe, the Infinite Intelligence underlying the astounding diversity of the external world, the awesome power of imagination, the Spirit that infuses us all.

I know that traditional Christianity disagrees, but I find it difficult to accept that our sins “hurt” God. I definitely do think that certain actions normally categorized as sins hurt the sinner. In a similar fashion, in my view at least, mindful prayer or meditation, acts of generosity, spiritual voyages, don't change God – they change us, making us (hopefully) more compassionate, more careful in our choices, and perhaps, more at peace with ourselves.

In all fairness, religions other than Christianity (at least as practiced by ordinary people) embody similar economic concepts. Theravada Buddhists in Southeast Asia (Thailand, Laos, Cambodia and Myanmar) “make merit” to improve the quality of their next life. Making merit includes everything from giving beggars alms to building new temples. I remember years ago our Thai teacher told us she donated to buy coffins for the indigent as a way of making merit. Hindus, I believe, bring offerings to the altars of their gods and make pilgrimages to sacred sites, and expect favorable rebirth or even enlightenment in return.

I suppose it's not surprising that people think of salvation as something with a price tag. Humans have been engaged in commerce since the earliest tribal societies – and we have always tended to create gods in our own image. It's much easier to understand a deity who thinks like we do.

Nevertheless, I still find the literalism of indulgences surprising. Even today, a plenary indulgence can be granted on any day (but only once per day) for, specifically, piously reading or listening to Sacred Scripture for at least half an hour or adoration of Jesus in the Eucharist for at least half an hour.

If I only read the Bible for 25 minutes, that's not enough for God? If God is eternal, why should He care about clock time?

Just doesn't make sense to me. On the other hand, maybe the mysteries of the Spirit are not supposed to make sense.

And maybe I should have written about chocolate and sex after all.



7 comments:

  1. "And maybe I should have written about chocolate and sex after all."

    ... perhaps a combination of all three?

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  2. It's so funny, Lisabet, that my mind wandered to the concept of indulgences too.

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  3. This is an interesting post, Lisabet, and I agree with you. I wouldn't pray to a Divine Father who could be bribed with cash.

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  4. The thing is, Widdershins, I'm allergic to chocolate!

    Darn, Kathleen - great minds and all...

    Thanks, Jean. I just hope I haven't alienated any devout Catholic readers.

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  5. Oh wow oh wow I could write a whole blog on this subject (though I've already figured out what to write) of cutting a deal with God. In my old faith we had a core teaching called "indemnity". It was a kind of throw back to an old insurance term, but the concept was very close to indulgences. By making a sacrifice of some kind, a prayer condition or a fasting conditon or something you could push Heaven to accomplish something you needed. Some people were quite extreme with this.

    It goes back to what you were saying that we want to see God as being an extention of ourselves rather than the other way around. So you want to cut a deal with God. In fact this is a core theme of the Bible. You have Abraham actually haggling with God like some rug dealer over the fate of Sodom and Gorrmorah. "If you can find fifty righteous people I'll spare the city . . " "Wait Lord, how about a dozen?" "Well, Okay a dozen" "Wait lord how about ten . . " "Well alright ten. . ." "wait, Lord, what about -" "Shut up!"

    Even Jesus on the Cross cried out to God "Why have you forsaken me?" which seems to imply a deal gone wrong. Its human nature to feel our helplessness in the face of things and hope a higher power will help us out if we can pay the price.

    Nude portfolio??

    Garce

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  6. Oh - I just remembered Nixie's anguished wail to God in "Lady and the Unicorn" when Daniel died -

    "We had a deal!"

    Garce

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  7. Exactly, Garce. A God with whom you can bargain - maybe even whom you can cheat - doesn't seem worth worshiping to me.

    You know about the nude portfolio, don't you? It wasn't all nude - my head shot comes from that session. I wrote about it in my story "Glamour".

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