Sunday, December 4, 2011

Tight Christmas

By Lisabet Sarai



After last week's emotional intensity, I thought the Grip needed a bit of levity. So I've proposed the topic "Holiday Nonsense". Doing my part, I offer you my personal revision of a holiday favorite - with apologies to Irving Berlin and Bing Crosby.

I'm dreaming of a tight Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know,
With the hand cuffs gripping,
My master whipping,
The clit vibe busy down below.

I'm dreaming of a tight Christmas,
With every twisted loop and knot.
With complex shibari,
He'll see how far he
Can go toward making his sub hot .

I'm dreaming of a tight Christmas
Spread eagle 'neath the Christmas tree
With my nip clamps aching,
His for the taking,
There's nowhere I would rather be

I'm dreaming of a tight Christmas
With every kinky tale I write
May your scenes be played to excite
And may all your Christmases be tight.

-- Happy Holidays!
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10 comments:

  1. Craig SorensenDecember 4, 2011 at 9:01 AM

    Nicely done, and beautifully crooned!

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  2. RoseDecember 4, 2011 at 11:01 AM

    Lisabet, this is probably the best BDSM poem I've ever read. The rhymes and rhythm are flawless. On top of all that, it's erotically cute, a light-hearted take on something that is often treated in a much darker manner.

    Thanks for the big Sunday morning smile.

    Rose

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  3. Lisabet SaraiDecember 4, 2011 at 10:41 PM

    Thanks, Craig and Rose,

    Craig - I was surprised to discover that the original lyrics include only a single verse, plus the conclusion. That certainly wasn't enough for me!

    Rose - I'd like people to realize that D/s (when done properly, with someone you know and trust) can be great fun, as well as breathtakingly exciting.

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  4. widdershinsDecember 5, 2011 at 2:53 AM

    it's only four days into December and already I'm done with endless carols and Bing singing this song.

    Thankyouthankyouthankyou!

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  5. Lisabet SaraiDecember 5, 2011 at 8:06 AM

    Sorry, Widdershins!

    You don't have to sing it. You could do a pantomine... ;^)

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  6. Naomi BellinaDecember 5, 2011 at 5:08 PM

    That is just lovely! Now I want to go out caroling. Nice job.

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  7. SharazadeDecember 7, 2011 at 12:39 AM

    Love it!

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  8. Dr. Charley FerrerDecember 7, 2011 at 12:45 AM

    Lisabet,

    ok now one for the Partridge in a pear tree...

    Loved it. Thanks.

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  9. Remittance GirlDecember 7, 2011 at 12:18 PM

    ROTFLMAO

    Brilliant.

    I loved it too!

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  10. Jean RobertaDecember 8, 2011 at 1:42 AM

    Lisabet, you & Garce should collaborate on a collection of naughty Xmas ditties. :)

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